- Well, you somehow managed to wax the entire base in one shot, little buddy

- Well, you somehow managed to wax the entire base in one shot, little buddy. Even though I'm completely immobilized, I guess I should feel lucky to be alive. - I was fortunate to be blown out of harm's way while you now lie scorehed, taking your meals through a rubber hose and exposed to daytime TV for the next eight months. I wouldn't say that's very lucky at all, Sam! - Gee, if only I had the telekinetic ability to explode ypur head...

Steve Purcell, Sam & Max Surfin the Highway Anniversary Edition