Christmas tree = horticultural festive element, Christmas tree lights = festive embellishments of an illuminary nature, dinner ladies = midday supervisors, lollipop ladies = crossing patrol attendants, old age pensioners = POPS = post-occupational persons (UK) or cronologically gifted (US), good education = facilitation and enhancement of the learning process, good schools = high-quality learning environments, students who have failed exams = emerging students, student who have passed exams = extending students

Christmas tree = horticultural festive element, Christmas tree lights = festive embellishments of an illuminary nature, dinner ladies = midday supervisors, lollipop ladies = crossing patrol attendants, old age pensioners = POPS = post-occupational persons (UK) or cronologically gifted (US), good education = facilitation and enhancement of the learning process, good schools = high-quality learning environments, students who have failed exams = emerging students, student who have passed exams = extending students

David Mortimer, Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep: The Charge of the PC Brigade