The word «dwarf» is out, of course

The word «dwarf» is out, of course. «Dialect» is objectionable (ethnocentric) and should be called «language», despite the words meaning different things; «brotherhood» is sexist and «community» must be substituted; while «Adam and Eve» is simply beyond the pale and mut be replaced by - wait for it - «Eve and Adam

David Mortimer, Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep: The Charge of the PC Brigade