White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
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• The proper way to fake a back injury
• How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
• The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
• How to improve your drunk-driving skills
• Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
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There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
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• I"m getting married; can I still wear white if I"m a tramp?
• Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
• How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
• How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
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And much more. Это и многое другое вы найдете в книге White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners (Verne Dr Esq Edstrom)