I would prefer an illness from eating _________ to spending time with you. That’s just one of the insults in this collection, and kids will absolutely love them. Some have multiple choice answers (three times the fun in one, since each response is a riot). Others are fill-ins so the writer can devise an affront that’s tailor-made for the receiver. And still more have just a touch of that “ugh!” factor that really sends children into hysterics. By pad’s end, young comedians get just a push in the right direction, with lots of room to create.
Это и многое другое вы найдете в книге Insult Stickies: 100 Funny Insults to Write & Leave Behind (Stickies) (Erik Johnson)