Diary of a Pilgrimage K. Jerome Jerome

My friend B. called on me this morning and asked me if I would go to a theatre with him on Monday next. "Oh, yes! certainly, old man," I replied. "Have you got an order, then?" He said: "No; they don't give orders. We shall have to pay." Это и многое другое вы найдете в книге Diary of a Pilgrimage (K. Jerome Jerome)