Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir Ello Black

Can a tubby girl take on all of life"s obstacles and slay them in victory?!?! Probably not, but she does have fun trying in Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir by self-proclaimed-brilliant author, Ello Black This biography of of me and my historical non-fiction remembrance of what I remember is in this book. Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir has already been hailed as one of the easiest books to download-- ever! While writing Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir, I was asked several questions- What is this book about? How much vodka will I need consume to get through it? Why did you want to write a memoir and not a book about tormented, metro-sexual vampires? Does anybody use the word metro-sexual anymore? Didn"t you just buy three packs of bacon yesterday? and of course, my favorite-- I"ve changed the locks twice-- How the hell did you get in here?!?! Hooray For Me is a compilation of compiled stories that are typed because my handwriting is worse than a doctor filling out a prescription with a fountain pen, while riding in a NYC cab, when it"s sleeting. And, I"m not sure why this doctor is filing out a prescription in a cab, but I would avoid said doctor, that sounds way too shady for me. Yeh, now that I think of it, don"t go to that doctor. After reading Hooray for Me you will probably be so sad and want to read 500 pages more- you may even fall into a mild to moderate depression after reading it (for other reasons) but please don"t fret- my next novel will be out shortly, it"s called "How to Hug a Unicorn". It"s about the progress and self-improvement I achieved from working for quite sometime with a brilliant and ever so patient therapist. I can"t release it until she approves the manuscript, but every time I try to hand it over to her, she has a friend she calls "Hired Personal Bodyguard" that won"t let me get within like 20 feet of her. I think he"s a little over protective... Anyway, the next book, How to Hug a Unicorn by Ello Black will be out very soon! Until then please read Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir, I think you will really enjoy it as much as I did. Thank you very much!!!! Это и многое другое вы найдете в книге Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir (Ello Black)