Waaaay Out There! The Arbuckle Treasure Hunt

Fasten your seatbelts and hold onto your hats. we"re off once more to Diggertown, Oklahoma for another round of some of the most hilarious adventures that have ever crossed over the borders of reality into the fantasyland of UFOs, Bigfoot and other phenomena that paint the landscape for Clint Mankiller, Chad Ghostwolf, Artemus Whipple, Doc Jones and the rest of the gang. To whet your appetite, here"s an excerpt from The Arbuckle Treasure Hunt: The scene that greeted the other four men would have been hilarious if not for the gravity of the situation. Standing before Bubba was a wizened old man, barely five feet tall. He was dressed in buckskins, knee-high moccasins, and waist-length snow white hair and beard. Atop his head perched a soiled and much patched sombrero. The word that came to their minds was Gnome! The gnomish looking man was just standing there looking up at Bubba, a look of abject horror on his powder blackened face. Bubba glared down at the little man. "Yew shot mah candies!" The little man drew in a shocked breath and exhaled, "Saints preserve me, it speaks!" Then the much smaller man began to attempt to pummel Bubba with bony fists. Every time he hit the giant he emitted an "Ouch!" Bubba knocked off the man"s sombrero and then placed his huge right hand on top and down the sides of the man"s head. In this fashion he held the man at bay. Bubba figured if he couldn"t hit him, he couldn"t continue to hurt his hands. This is how quickly the giant got over his anger. Это и многое другое вы найдете в книге Waaaay Out There! The Arbuckle Treasure Hunt